Another week
I'm sorry. As it was pointed out to me, I forgot to include a Hebrew lesson in the last post. Later on, I will have an extended one in order to make up for it. Also, thank you for warm wishes for my birthday. Just to reiterate, I love reading any and all feedback I get from you. As far as my birthday is concerned, I spent most of it near Haifa; just resting and catching up on emails. It did begin with an interesting class though. The teacher talked about Babiy Yar. It's been 65 years since then, but it's just as painful and emotional to hear about such an unthinkable massacre. What's even more frustrating is that not a lot of people outside of Kiev know much about it. The whole conversation kind of threw me off and it was tough to get back to studying. Nevertheless, at the end of the class, I was given a chocolate bar and everyone drank some wine in my honor. The teacher found it a bit symbolic that 40 years after Yom Kippur in 1941, I was born on Rosh Hashanah. She seems to genuinely like me. It's gotten to a point where she's pushing me to learn more by putting me with the advanced students and I'm loving every moment of it. I've even decided to totally break away from most of the ulpanists and start eating with my coworkers. I need to work harder now, just to justify her efforts.
This week, we had a trip to Haifa. As always, I liked it, but I'm starting to see that this city is slipping down the list of my favorite places in Israel. I keep comparing it to Chicago and I'll try to do it again. US has places like New York and Los Angeles that are grander than Chicago. It also has Miami which is hotter. There are godforsaken places like Casper which are more naturally beautiful. What Chicago has is unique architecture, attractive surroundings and workmanlike attitude. To me, this is Haifa in a nutshell. Great in all aspects but not quite the best in any of them. So just like Chicago, Haifa is the Second City. (Jerusalem has no place. It's beyond anything that can be logically measured.) Not to say that I didn't enjoy it very much. We were taken to the Baha'i Gardens, German Colony and Wadi Nisnas. Latter is an Arab neighborhood that has served as an example of coexistence between Jews, Muslims and Christians. We had Falafel there and it's actually a very delicious food when done right. Before Haifa though, we visited a Carmelite monastery and took in an incredible view, and drove past a Druze town. (Remind me to talk about the Druze later on.) We had a very good Russian guide and he had a lot of interesting information that unfortunately my brain is refusing to recall right now. The only memorable thing I do remember has to do with a valley near a Megiddo mountain. Apparently, it has been a place where a lot of battles took place throughout history and which many people believe will end up being the final battleground between the forces of good and evil. In Hebrew, the word for mountain is Har with "H" being more or less silent. Therefore the name would be Ar-Megiddo (Armageddon). That's the thing about Israel; a lot of places are referenced in people's everyday lives without most of them even knowing it.
On the kibbutz, there is nothing new for me to talk about. I don't hear the roosters anymore even though I'm pretty sure they haven't gotten quiet. I guess, I just learned to block them out. Therefore, at this point let me teach some Hebrew.
Nahon - means correct.
Betah - means certain.
Illustrated is the difference... Let's say that one is asked where they are from and they say from the United States. The next question is "Ata medaber Anglit? (Do you speak English?). One can say "Ken, Nahon" or more powerfully "Ken, Betah!" (Yes, Of Course!) Although nahon would very rarely be used in such an example, I just wanted to illustrate the point. Mevin? (Understand?) To complicate things, the verb for to be certain is Betuah. But a lot of Israelis use a slang expression of Sagur which is translated as "closed". So if the second question would be "Anashim beArzot Habrit medabrim Anglit?" (People in the United States speak English?) one can say "Ken, Ani betuah" or "Ken, Ani sagur".
Yes, I know, I managed to confuse even myself. Again.
This week, we had a trip to Haifa. As always, I liked it, but I'm starting to see that this city is slipping down the list of my favorite places in Israel. I keep comparing it to Chicago and I'll try to do it again. US has places like New York and Los Angeles that are grander than Chicago. It also has Miami which is hotter. There are godforsaken places like Casper which are more naturally beautiful. What Chicago has is unique architecture, attractive surroundings and workmanlike attitude. To me, this is Haifa in a nutshell. Great in all aspects but not quite the best in any of them. So just like Chicago, Haifa is the Second City. (Jerusalem has no place. It's beyond anything that can be logically measured.) Not to say that I didn't enjoy it very much. We were taken to the Baha'i Gardens, German Colony and Wadi Nisnas. Latter is an Arab neighborhood that has served as an example of coexistence between Jews, Muslims and Christians. We had Falafel there and it's actually a very delicious food when done right. Before Haifa though, we visited a Carmelite monastery and took in an incredible view, and drove past a Druze town. (Remind me to talk about the Druze later on.) We had a very good Russian guide and he had a lot of interesting information that unfortunately my brain is refusing to recall right now. The only memorable thing I do remember has to do with a valley near a Megiddo mountain. Apparently, it has been a place where a lot of battles took place throughout history and which many people believe will end up being the final battleground between the forces of good and evil. In Hebrew, the word for mountain is Har with "H" being more or less silent. Therefore the name would be Ar-Megiddo (Armageddon). That's the thing about Israel; a lot of places are referenced in people's everyday lives without most of them even knowing it.
On the kibbutz, there is nothing new for me to talk about. I don't hear the roosters anymore even though I'm pretty sure they haven't gotten quiet. I guess, I just learned to block them out. Therefore, at this point let me teach some Hebrew.Nahon - means correct.
Betah - means certain.
Illustrated is the difference... Let's say that one is asked where they are from and they say from the United States. The next question is "Ata medaber Anglit? (Do you speak English?). One can say "Ken, Nahon" or more powerfully "Ken, Betah!" (Yes, Of Course!) Although nahon would very rarely be used in such an example, I just wanted to illustrate the point. Mevin? (Understand?) To complicate things, the verb for to be certain is Betuah. But a lot of Israelis use a slang expression of Sagur which is translated as "closed". So if the second question would be "Anashim beArzot Habrit medabrim Anglit?" (People in the United States speak English?) one can say "Ken, Ani betuah" or "Ken, Ani sagur".
Yes, I know, I managed to confuse even myself. Again.


3 Comments:
Hey, my little bro becomes older. I wish you happy birthday. Let all your dreams come true. Aren't you living one right now. You are there! You are in Israel! I miss you very much, but I am glad that you are living your dream. Happy birthday one more time. I love you and God bless you in everything you do. Here is a little story to entertain you and all those who read your blog. Your bro, Dima.
A University professor at a well known institution of higher learning challenged his students with this question. "Did God create everything that exists?"
A student bravely replied, "Yes he did!"
"God created everything?" The professor asked.
"Yes sir, he certainly did," the student replied.
The professor answered, "If God created everything; then God created evil. And, since evil exists, & according to the principle that our works define who we are, then we can assume God is evil."
The student became quiet & did not respond to the professor's hypothetical definition. The professor, quite pleased with himself, boasted to the students that he had proven once more that the religious faith was a myth.
Another student raised his hand & said, "May I ask you a question, professor?"
"Of course," replied the professor.
The student stood up and asked, "Professor, does cold exist?"
"What kind of question is this? Of course it exists. Have you never been cold?"
The other students snickered at the young man's question. The young man replied, "In fact sir, cold does not exist. According to the laws of physics, what we consider cold is in reality the absence of heat.
Everybody or object is susceptible to study when it has or transmits energy, & heat is what makes a body or matter have or transmit energy. Absolute zero (-460F) is the total absence of heat; & all matter becomes inert & incapable of reaction at that temperature. Cold does not exist. We have created this word to describe how we feel if we have no heat."
The student continued, "Professor, does darkness exist?"
The professor responded, "Of course it does."
The student replied , "Once again you are wrong, darkness does not exist either. Darkness is in reality the absence of light. Light we can study, but not darkness. In fact, we can use Newton's prism to break white light into many colors & study the various wave lengths of each color. You cannot measure darkness. A simple ray of light can break into a world of darkness & illuminate it. How can you know how dark a certain space is? You measure the amount of light present. Isn't this correct?
Darkness is a term used by man to describe what happens when there is no light present."
Finally the young man asked the professor, "Sir, does evil exist?"
Now uncertain, the professor responded, "Of course, as I have already said. We see it everyday. It is in the daily examples of man's inhumanity to man. It is in the multitude of crime & violence everywhere in the world. These manifestations are nothing else but evil.
To this the student replied, "Evil does not exist, sir, or at least it does not exist unto itself. Evil is simply the absence of God. It is just like darkness & cold, a word that man has created to describe the absence of God. God did not create evil. Evil is the result of what happens when man does not have God's love present in his heart. It's like the cold that comes when there is no heat, or the darkness that comes when there is no light."
The professor sat down.
The student's name--Albert Einstein A true story
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Anonymous, at 6:31 PM
WOW Dima, 2 thumbs up for the story, and 3 thumbs up to the all famous high school drop out......
I dont know how relative the following is, but it just reminded me of a time how after the Israeili conference in Madison that me and Mark went to, how i made the teacher leave the room for a few minutes... It was a one semester class of Middle Easter Civilization, in which the teacher (a female Palestinian that owned a condo around the Wailing Wall on the palestinian side) for almost the whole semester straight she kept saying sayin that by no means is she bias to the palestinian/jewish conflict. (The students in that class had no idea of anything that was goin on in the middle east what so ever) So for the whole semester straight she kept dissing the jews in all ways possible, by showing antijew movies with israeili soldiers supossevly abusing every palestinian in their sight (the movies had the palestinian terror acts blocked out), by passing out poems written by the suicide bombers against the state of israil and all people that occupy the state, and by constatnly mentioning how evil jews were and how heavenly palestinians were.and of course she was trying to get all the people in the room to go agianst the jews and when the next elections would come up, to have them vote for a person who is against the state of israel.
I dont like to speak out in front of the clas, so i sat there almost the whole semester, listening to all the bullshit she was saying, but finally one day i had ENOUGH, and after a regular anti jewish class, she asked if any one of us had any questions... And that is where i blew up! I used every example that i've learned during that conference, and every resolution published by the UN that was sort of against Israeil that i could remeber at that point (and people, ask Mark how much i slept at the conference, i dont even know how i learned all that stuff, i also used every example mark ever told me about the positive sides of israel) I kept talkin and even raised my voice for like 10 minutes straight, bashing everything that the teacher had mentioned during that semester. Getting carried away with all the anger i had for her. When i was done people just stared at me and then the teacher, at me and then the teacher, thinking wow, this is the first thing that guy has said. The teacher just had her mouth open for a few seconds, but when she started talking all she said is look at that bias palestinian hater we have in our class, and when i said why dont you give some real examples to back up what you just said, SHE LEFT THE ROOM. She left and didnt come back for like five minutes, and when she came back she apologized in front of the whole class, saying that she was in a way wrong, and that Israeil is a great place, a place of milk and honey, and how muslims and jews are brothers and should always stay together as a family. By the way after doing a preety cool presentation about the birthright trip to israel and showing lots of nice pics, I got an A in that class...
I sorta prooved the teacher wrong like Einstein, makes me feel kinda good :)
~~~LEO~~~
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Anonymous, at 8:33 AM
haha u confused me too mark.....
LEO that is awesome!!!!!!! I am so proud of you for standing up to that b***h !!!!! nice job! i gotta do that too, next time i encounter one of those foolish people
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